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Being Totally BadAss, or The Importance of Being Well Spoken.

Monday, September 14th 2009, 10:08 AM 499 1

Many people would agree that being "well put" is next to Godliness. To be able to clearly express your view or opinion so that others can understand, and agree, is almost a super-power. I have this rare ability as you can clearly see by the 1st two concise sentences in this extremely easy-to-read blog.

Now I am as human as the next man, but somewhere along the line, perhaps through scientific accident, I was blessed with this rare ability and as a result I now rule the world we all live in. I make way and blaze a trail for ZALGO, the ruler. He comes.

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